What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs skiing?

Skip

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs covered in phlegm?

Louie

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs covered in poo?

John

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a lot of money?

Rich

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that you wipe your butt with?

Scott

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a head shaped like +?

Philip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs whos head you talk into?

Mike
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs whos working under cover?

Jake
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is on a trampoline?

Flip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting too close to the fire?

Bernie
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who isn't sure if he can or can't?

Kenny
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who charges you money regularly?

Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that you push down a hill?

Rollin
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to shave?

Nick
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs afraid to shave?

Harry

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of boiling water?

Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who fits well into his clothes?

Taylor
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who works as a valet?

Parker
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs being dragged behind a car?

Mark
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who used to be an artish?

Drew
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who likes to joke around?

Josh
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a flat head?

Cliff
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who used to have a job covering people while they slept?

Ben Sheets
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who attracts lightning?

Rod
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's wrapped tightly in thin white paper?

Jay

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a speech impediment who unclogs pipe?

Dwayne
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs covered in ground beans?

Joe
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lays at your front door?

Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who hosts a talk radio show?

Collin
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's a midget?

Tad
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who wears lingerie?

Teddy
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs below the knees?

Neal
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on an ice cream cone?

Jimmy
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who sees with the organs of a sea serpent?

Eli

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who hasn't done something in a long time? Rusty

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who scams people out of money?

Connor
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs brings you late breaking news?

Justin
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs has all his affairs in order before he dies?

Will
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs baked between two pieces of dough?

Cal
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs has four wheels?

Otto
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs is over sixty?

Jerry
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs is helping you out?

Aiden
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who crawls on the mantle?

Dustin

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs who constantly regurgitate?

Chuck & Ralph

What do you call two spanish people with no arms and no legs playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a black guy with no arms and no legs on ice?

Puck

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs whos engaged to a slugger on steroids?

Marion Barry