More no arm jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging around your neck?
Ty
What DON'T you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water?
Wade
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your back yard?
Patty O'furniture
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs bouncing of the walls?
Rick O'shea
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who helps in the garden?
Pete
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who drinks to much beer?
Bud
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with electrons flying aroung him?
Adam
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who holds a picture on the wall?
Brad
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who pops your zits?
Lance
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and a scope?
Hunter
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is a bad gambler?
Owen
What do you call Owens bookie?
Chase
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a pallet of bricks?
Mason
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs cut up into little pieces?
Julian
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs working in a mine?
Cole
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who you can't hear?
Wyatt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the sun?
Tanner
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who loosens hex screws?
Allen
What dou you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a sandwich with sourcraute?
Reuben
What do you call a guy with ONE arm and ONE leg?
Turner
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the grill?
Frank
What does a woman with no arms and no legs call the man she in engaged to?
Herman
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with nothing unusual about him?
Norm
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who changes color?
Hugh
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who wakes up outside?
Dewey
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and a scratchy voice?
Horace