Neddy Fosdick has no legs

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on the beach?

Sandy

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs between two buns?

Patty

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs between two buildings?

Allie

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs stuck in a piano?

Melody

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs covered in freckles?

Dottie

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs going through litigation?

Sue

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs dipped in chocolate?

Candy

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on the grill?

Barbie

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on ice?

Brandy

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who carries furniture on her back?

Dollie

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs with a penis?

A man.... duh
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who can't cook for herself?

Anita Baker
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who sings for one month out of the year?

Carol
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who sings backup?

Harmony
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who sleeps with the football team?

Lucy
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs dipped in copper?

Penny
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who holds down a tent?

Peg
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who sounds like a horse?

Winnie
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs with a runny nose?

Flo
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging in front of a window?

Fern

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who says things with certainty?

Shirley
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who woke from the dead?

Rose
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who refuses to transport herself?

Carrie
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who is a midget?

Minnie
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who almost never falls down?

Grace
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in frilly lingerie?

Lacey
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who blows really hard?

Gail
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who's stuck in a book?

Page
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who sees Page?

Rita
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in the morning?

Dawn